- Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
- Beer: the only proof you need that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
- Beer: the perfect blend of carbs and happiness.
- Beer: the answer to all of life’s questions.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink a lot of it.
- Beer: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Beer is not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
- Beer: because sometimes water just doesn’t cut it.
- Beer: the ultimate liquid bread.
- Beer: because adulting is hard.
- In beer we trust.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink craft beer.
- Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Beer: because happy hour is the best hour.
- Beer: liquid gold in a glass.
- Save water, drink beer.
- Beer: the original social network.
- Beer: the official sponsor of weekends.
- Beer: making people more interesting since ancient times.
- I work out so I can drink more beer.
- Beer: because sometimes you need a hug in a mug.
- Beer: the reason I get out of bed on Saturdays.
- Beer: the adult version of a juice box.
- Beer: the breakfast of champions.
- Beer: because there’s no such thing as too cold or too early.
- A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
- Beer: the reason I have weekends.
- Beer: because who needs therapy when you have beer?
- Beer: the one thing you can’t have just one of.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- Beer: the best way to make new friends.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- Beer: the ultimate refreshment.
- Beer: the reason I’m not a morning person.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my pajamas.
- Beer: because sometimes a glass of wine just won’t cut it.
- Beer: because sometimes it’s the only way to survive a family reunion.
- Beer: the original liquid courage.
- Beer: the unofficial sponsor of camping trips.
- Beer: because sometimes you need a little liquid inspiration.
- Beer: the perfect solution to a long day.
- Beer: the adult version of a teddy bear.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.
- Beer: the reason I love happy hour.
- Beer: because sometimes you just need to let loose and have a cold one.
- Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Good beer, good friends, good times.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- Beer is my spirit animal.
- I’d rather have a beer belly than a six-pack.
- My favorite color is beer.
- Beer me, please.
- Drink local, drink craft.
- Beer: liquid bread.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
- Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
- Cold beer, warm fire, good friends.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Beer makes everything better.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- The best beer is an open beer.
- I have a beer-a-day calendar, but I keep forgetting to turn the pages.
- Beer is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
- Beer: helping ugly people have sex since ancient times.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer is just beer.
- Life is short, drink the good beer.
- Drink beer, save water.
- Beer: making people better looking since 1862.
- Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing.
- The only thing better than a cold beer is a free cold beer.
- Beer: the perfect cure for a bad day.
- I like my beer like I like my women: cold and bitter.
- Beer is not the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- Beer: it’s not just a drink, it’s an adventure.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
- I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing.
- The beer tastes better when it’s earned.
- I have a degree in beerology.
- I have never met a beer I didn’t like.
- Beer is cheaper than therapy.
- Beer: it’s like liquid gold.
- Beer: because sometimes one drink just isn’t enough.
- I don’t need a beer, I need a therapist who drinks beer.
- Beer is like duct tape, it fixes everything.
- I drink beer because adulting is hard.
- Without beer, things do not seem to go as well.
- I’m a beer snob, but I’ll drink anything.
- Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking my daily serving of fruits and vegetables.
- I drink beer to forget that I drink beer.
- Beer: because sometimes you just need to let loose and have a good time.
- Beer: because sometimes wine doesn’t cut it.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I have beers about laughter.
- I told my wife I’d stop drinking beer. I didn’t say anything about tequila!
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