Best Inspirational Quotes from Michael Scott

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I am Beyonce, always.

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?

I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So, I’m wise and I have worms.

Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

I once went 28 years without having sex. Then again, I came here when I was

14. The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

We need a new plague.

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning hot mess.

Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice…strike three.

And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.

Best Inspirational Quotes from Michael Scott part 2

I’m not going to die. I’m going to find the perfect place to live.

Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.

You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.

Before I do anything, I ask myself, Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go ’cause of your butt.

Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry that your party’s so lame.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone, in the world, can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’ – Wayne Gretzky’ – Michael Scott

There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke.

You don’t know me; you’ve just seen my penis.

I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.

You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?!

Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.

I’ve always said that if I went to prison… I would be like the prison mess Hall lady. Because I love to cook. Secretly, I want to be a prison. Martha Stewart type person.

I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say, but yes.

Fine, judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, married a man, didn’t work out, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, live in a studio apartment, aroo!.

I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car.

I am Beyonce, always.

I should have burned this place down when I had the chance.

I am running away from my responsibilities, and it feels good.

You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.

I am dead inside.