Drunker than words

Drunker than a skunk on payday.

Drunker than a sailor on shore leave.

Drunker than a monkey with a bottle of rum.

Drunker than a fish in a vodka martini.

Drunker than a hobo at happy hour.

Drunker than a St. Patrick’s Day parade.

Drunker than a frat boy on a bender.

Drunker than a New Year’s Eve reveler.

Drunker than a wino in a vineyard.

Drunker than a cowboy at a whiskey bar.

Drunker than a bee in a field of flowers.

Drunker than a tourist in a tequila factory.

Drunker than a rabbit in a carrot patch.

Drunker than a chef in a wine cellar.

Drunker than a rooster in a beer garden.

Drunker than a squirrel after eating fermented berries.

Drunker than a parrot at a rum tasting.

Drunker than a rock star at an after-party.

Drunker than a golfer on the 19th hole.

Drunker than a bride at her wedding reception.

Drunker than a kangaroo on a pub crawl.

Drunker than a pilot on a layover.

Drunker than a bee in a hive of honey mead.

Drunker than a guitarist at a blues jam.

Drunker than a pigeon in a park full of discarded beer cans.

Drunker than a bear at a honey festival.

Drunker than a deer in a vineyard.

Drunker than a hiker at a mountain lodge.

Drunker than a bartender on a slow night.

Drunker than a horse at a Kentucky Derby party.

Drunker than a dog on a beach full of spilled margaritas.

Drunker than words part 2

Drunker than a bird in a pomegranate orchard.

Drunker than a singer at a karaoke bar.

Drunker than a seagull on a fishing boat.

Drunker than a farmer after a harvest festival.

Drunker than a bee in a lavender field.

Drunker than a swimmer in a pool of beer.

Drunker than a musician at a jazz club.

Drunker than a koala in an eucalyptus forest.

Drunker than a child at a soda fountain.

Drunker than a bee in a sunflower field.

Drunker than a painter at an art show opening.

Drunker than a penguin at a cocktail party.

Drunker than a squirrel in a maple syrup factory.

Drunker than a football fan at a tailgate party.