Category: <span>Festivals</span>

You know what’s a good idea? Putting Gatorade in trees. It’s got electrolytes, plants crave electrolytes! Why use your brain when you can just use a YouTube tutorial? When in doubt, just follow the Twitter mob. The best way to solve problems is to blame someone else. Why think for…

Being around you makes me blush like a schoolgirl. You make my heart race every time you’re near. I’m so shy, but I can’t help but stare whenever you’re around. You’re my sweetest, secret crush. Every time I try to talk to you, my words get lost in my shyness.…

They say time heals all wounds, but some wounds never truly heal. If you can’t love yourself, how can you love someone else? I’d rather die for what I believe in than live a life of compromise. Don’t let the negativity of the world consume you; let your light shine…

Harry, I took care of it. I trimmed the hedges! – Lloyd Christmas You know what’s good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butt hole. – Harry Dunne Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!…

Becoming a new mom is like discovering a new superpower within yourself. A new mom’s love is like a never-ending well, always ready to overflow with care and affection. From the moment I held my baby in my arms, I knew my life would never be the same – and…

Inherited will, the destiny of the age, and the dreams of the people. These are things that will not be stopped. – Monkey D. Luffy I don’t want to conquer anything. I just think that the guy with the most freedom in this ocean is the Pirate King! – Monkey…

The buck stops here. America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better. It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you…

Being an aunt is not just a title, it’s a feeling of endless love and pride. I may not be a mother, but being an aunt fills my heart with a different kind of joy and pride. Having a niece or nephew is like having a little piece of your…

Sometimes it is the people no one can imagine anything of who do the things no one can imagine. We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done. A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive…

You win some, you annoy some. In the game of love, I play chutes and ladders. A captain cannot have too many weapons, or too many shoes. I’m like a delicate flower, in a field of mediocre daisies. I’m not a hero, I’m a legend in my own mind. I’m…