Category: <span>Festivals</span>

Life is short, eat dessert first! Too hot to handle! The kitchen is closed! Sip happens. Good food, good mood. I kiss better than I cook. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. Bless this…

If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple. (Luke 14:26) If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you…

Bourbon: because adulting is hard. Good bourbon: bringing joy to adulting since forever. I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer the good stuff. Bourbon is the answer, but I can’t remember the question. Bourbon: the liquid version of a warm hug. Life is too short for…

Llamaste adorable! No drama, solo llama. Save the drama for your llama. No hay problema, llama. Llamas are my spirit animal. I’m a llamazing person. You’re my favorite llama. Ain’t no probllama. I’m a llamaholic. Llamaste cool! Llamas are the new unicorns. Alpaca my bags and go see some llamas.…

Life is too short to drive a boring car. Drive a Jeep. Jeep hair, don’t care. I may be lost, but at least I’m in a Jeep. A Jeep is not just a vehicle, it’s a lifestyle. My Jeep is not a car, it’s a member of the family. When…

Life is like a coaster, enjoy the ride! Coffee and coasters, the perfect combination. Drink up and use a coaster! Coasters: protecting your furniture in style. Coasters: the unsung heroes of your home. Coasters are like tiny canvases for your drinks. Good things come to those who use coasters. Coasters:…

Sip happens. Life is short, drink the wine. Coffee is always a good idea. This is probably wine. Coffee, because adulting is hard. Life is too short for bad coffee. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee. Wine not? Don’t be afraid to take whisks. Mama needs coffee.…

Baking is my therapy. Bake it until you make it. The secret ingredient is always love. I don’t need a recipe, I need inspiration. Life is short, eat dessert first. In baking, precision is key. I have a baking problem, and I’m okay with that. Baking is the ultimate stress…

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. Witch, please. I’m here for the boos. Boo-tiful. Creepin’ it real. Resting witch face. I put a spell on you. Eat, drink, and be scary. I’m a haunt mess. I’m just here for the candy. Let’s get wicked.…

Finally legal, but still acting like a kid! Happy 18th! Time to make some responsible decisions… or not. You’re an adult now, but we’ll still treat you like a kid. Don’t worry, you don’t have to have your life figured out just yet. The world is your oyster, but don’t…