The power that made the body, heals the body. – B.J. Palmer The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease. – Thomas Edison Chiropractic care is not…
Category: <span>Festivals</span>
Here’s to the shot that made me forget what I had for breakfast! I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor. I told myself I wouldn’t take any more shots, but then I remembered I’m a liar. I’m not…
May your shots be straighter than your jokes. Keep your head down and your spirits up. May the golf gods be with you. May the birdies be plentiful and the bogeys be few. Grip it and rip it, and may the best golfer win. May your drives be long and…
Home is where we park it Happy Camper Life is better around the campfire Adventure awaits The mountains are calling I’m a happy camper because I’m with my family Life is a journey, enjoy the ride Find your adventure Camping is my happy place Nature is my therapist Wander often,…
Cheers to 25 years! Happy Quarter Century! Here’s to another 25 years of amazing memories. Wishing you a year full of adventure and excitement. A toast to the next chapter of your life! 25 never looked so good! May your 25th year be your best one yet. It’s your birthday,…
Bowl so hard they call me Bowlin’ Pin. You can’t beat me, I’m a bowling machine. Spare me the drama, let’s just bowl. Keep calm and bowl on. Rolling with the homies…and bowling strikes. Bowl it like it’s hot. Strike it up, let’s bowl. Bowlers never die, they just roll…
Welcome to our thoughtful collection of maternity leave wishes, a heartwarming selection of messages and sentiments designed to convey your support, love, and well-wishes to expectant mothers as they embark on a new chapter in their lives. This nurturing page is dedicated to helping you find the perfect words to…
Life is like a mushroom, it grows in the dark. Mushrooms are like little miracles hiding in the forest. In a world full of plain white buttons, be a psychedelic mushroom. Mushrooms: the perfect ingredient for a fungi-tastic meal. Mushrooms are the silent ninjas of the forest floor. The mushroom…
Pickles and paddles. Pickleball is life. No ball left behind. Pickleball: the fastest growing sport in America. Love it when you score on me. Pickleball: where age is just a number. Pickleball: the perfect combination of tennis, badminton, and ping pong. Pickleball: the sport of choice for active retirees. Pickleball:…
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy like a sloth. Life in the slow lane: the sloth’s motto. I’m not slow, I’m slothful. Sloth mode: activated. Sloth-erella: she may be slow, but she always gets there eventually. I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a sloth break. Slow and steady…
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