Ride like a cowgirl, love like a country song. Cowgirl tough, cowboy sweet. Boots, chaps, and cowboy hats, that’s what cowgirl dreams are made of. She’s a little bit of sunshine mixed with a wild side. A cowgirl’s heart is as free as her spirit. Life is short, ride a…
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Cold beer, warm hands, hot mess. No beer left behind. Beer is always the answer. Chill out, have a beer. Life is brewtiful. In beer we trust. Sip happens. I’d tap that. I’m not drunk, I’m just resting my eyes. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us…
I’m not slimy, I’m just froggy. Frog legs are a delicacy, but I’m keeping mine. Hoppy to be me! I’m not a prince, but I’m still charming. Leapin’ lizards, I’m a frog! Frogs have more fun. I croak under pressure. Toad-ally awesome. I don’t always jump, but when I do,…
Cowabunga, dude! Turtle power! Let’s kick some shell! Heroes in a half shell! Pizza time! It’s ninja time! Master Splinter says… Shell shock! Ninjas always strike from the shadows. Don’t mess with the turtles. Let’s show them what we’re made of, boys! Protect the city at all costs. We’re the…
Nails are the canvas, and polish is the paint. Life’s too short for boring nails. A good manicure can boost your confidence in an instant. Nails are like jewels, and polish is the setting. Polished nails are the finishing touch to any outfit. Manicures are a form of self-care, and…
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, jokes, and plenty of pranks. May your birthday be a never-ending April Fools’ Day celebration! Happy birthday to my favorite prankster! I can’t wait to see what tricks you have up your sleeve this year. Here’s to another year of fooling…
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Please don’t pee on the seat, your mom doesn’t work here. You’re never too old to be immature. Aim like a Jedi, not like a Stormtrooper. Wash your hands like you just finished slicing jalapenos for a…
“Horses may not be able to talk, but they sure can communicate a lot through their expressions.” “Riding a horse is like flying, except you’re not up in the air, you’re on the ground and moving really fast.” “If you’re feeling down, just spend some time with a horse. They…
Rise and cheer, victory is near! Unstoppable, unbeatable, we’re undefeatable! Together we shine, in sync and divine. Cheer hard, cheer proud, let’s hear it out loud! Unleash the spirit, we’ve got the power to win it! One team, one dream, together we’ll scream! Spirit and heart, that’s how we’ll start.…
Stay hydrated, stay healthy. Drink more water and be awesome. Water is the best beauty treatment. Stay hydrated, stay focused. Drink water, your body will thank you. Sip happens. H2O is the way to go. Water is the key to good health. Hydration is the foundation of health. Stay cool,…
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