Category: <span>Festivals</span>

Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. My doctor told me I needed more vitamin ‘D’. I guess he’s talking about ‘D’ as in ‘d***. The only time I ever get lucky is when I find money in my pocket. I’m not a photographer, but…

Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much. Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success. In unity, there is strength. As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another. Together we can conquer mountains. Teamwork makes the dream work.…

Coffee: because adulting is hard. Coffee is my love language. Coffee fuels my dreams. Life happens, coffee helps. Espresso yourself! Coffee: the best way to start the day. Coffee is like a warm hug for your brain. Coffee is the key to my productivity. I like my coffee like I…

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil. The biggest adventure you can take is to…

In this cruel world, only one thing is certain – that I, Guts, am Berserk! The stronger the darkness, the brighter our light shines. Life is a battlefield, and I am the berserk warrior fighting against fate. In the depths of my despair, I found the strength to become a…

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. An unexamined life is not worth living. To find yourself, think for yourself. Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel. I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. The secret of…

Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted. I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do. My memory must be getting old because I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast this morning. I’m not aging, I’m ripening to perfection. I used to…

In the sudden loss of a son, our hearts break and our souls ache. No words can console the pain of losing a son so suddenly, only time can heal the wounds. In the midst of darkness, we find strength to carry on after the sudden loss of a son.…

In this world, it’s kill or be killed. Only the fearless may proceed. Brave ones, foolish ones. Both walk not the middle road. Do you think even the worst person can change? That anyone can be a good person if they just try? Having a good time? Don’t be in…

Hotter than a summer day in Arizona. Hotter than a jalapeno pepper. Hotter than a bonfire on a cold night. Hotter than a five-alarm fire. Hotter than a volcano erupting. Hotter than a sauna at full blast. Hotter than the Sahara desert. Hotter than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.…