Bob’s your uncle!
It’s all gone pear-shaped.
Keep calm and carry on.
Fancy a cuppa?
Mind your Ps and Qs.
You’re having a giggle, mate!
I’m feeling absolutely chuffed!
He’s completely daft.
She’s a bit of a nutter.
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Let’s have a chinwag.
That’s as dodgy as a three-pound note.
We’re in for a right royal knees-up.
It’s all gone tits up.
I’m knackered after that long walk.
He’s a bellend, isn’t he?
You look like a right plonker.
The cat’s got your tongue?
Don’t get your knickers in a twist.
I’m off to the loo, I’ve had a few.
Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
That’s a load of codswallop.
I’m absolutely gobsmacked!
Mind the gap!
We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
I’m not a complete numpty, you know.
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
It’s like herding cats.
I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but…
He’s as useless as a chocolate teapot.
She’s bubbly as a bottle of fizz.
Time to put on the kettle and have a natter.
Don’t be a party pooper!
He’s a bit of a wind-up merchant.
Funny British Sayings part 2
I’m feeling as happy as a pig in mud.
Don’t rain on my parade!
That’s as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Let’s have a chinwag and a cuppa.
I feel like a fish out of water.
He’s got his head in the clouds.
It’s all gone pear-shaped, hasn’t it?
She’s potty as a bag of frogs.
Keep calm and carry on, dear.
I’m fit to be tied!
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