Funny Koozie Sayings – Adding a Dash of Humor to Your Beverage Cooler

Drink like a fish, but swim responsibly.

Sip happens.

Beer: the secret to my happiness.

I’m just here for the beer and good company.

This koozie is hiding my superhero alter ego.

Warning: I turn into a karaoke star after a few drinks.

Chilling with my koozie, living the good life.

Beer: a hug in a mug.

Keep calm and drink on.

Life is brewtiful.

In hops we trust.

Stay cool, calm, and beer-y.

My drinking buddies and I make the perfect six-pack.

Beer: proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I drink beer because I’m smart. When I’m smart, I’m happy. When I’m happy, I don’t care.

Cheers to the beers that have yet to come.

IPA lot when I drink beer.

May your glass always be half full and your koozie always insulated.

If beer is the question, the answer is always yes.

Beer doesn’t ask silly questions, beer understands.

I’m not drunk, I’m just embracing my inner pirate.

I like my beer like I like my coffee: dark, rich, and with a kick.

Daddy drinks beer because you cry.

Don’t be a sour puss, have a beer.

My blood type is IPA-positive.

Friends don’t let friends drink bad beer.

I only drink beer on days that end in ‘y’.

I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in beer.

Funny Koozie Sayings – Adding a Dash of Humor to Your Beverage Cooler part 2

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.

Beer: the solution to all of life’s problems.

Behind every great man is a woman drinking a beer.

Beer makes everything better… especially beer.

Life’s too short to drink cheap beer.

Let there be hops.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty much the same thing.

Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

Saving the world one beer at a time.

I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.

Beer: the reason I wake up in the afternoon.

Beer is my spirit animal.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good… unless there’s beer involved.

Drink and be hoppy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be buzzed.

Beer is like duct tape – it fixes everything.