Volleyball: where serving is the only time you can legally hit someone.
I’m not short, I’m just volleyball player sized.
Why be a princess when you can be a queen of the volleyball court?
Volleyball is like a chess game, just with more spiking and less thinking.
You know you’re a serious volleyball player when you practice your serves in the shower.
Is it weird that I feel like I’m flying when I spike a volleyball?
Forget the court, the real battle is getting the sand out of your shorts.
I don’t run, I volley.
I like my volleyball how I like my coffee: hot and full of spikes.
The only thing that should ever be over the net is a volleyball.
When life gets tough, just remember… you could be trying to dig a spike in a sandstorm.
I have a black belt in volleyball, and by black belt, I mean my shorts are covered in dirt.
You can’t spike with us.
Life is better when you’re diving for a volleyball.
Volleyball: the only sport where your feet are allowed to touch the table.
Who needs friends when you have a killer volleyball serve?
Be the volleyball player your dog thinks you are.
Life’s a beach, so grab a volleyball and start spiking.
Spiking a volleyball is the best kind of therapy.
Volleyball: the sport where everyone gets to touch balls.
I’m not clumsy, I’m just an expert at dodging rogue volleyballs.
Funny Volleyball Quotes to Make You Spike with Laughter part 2
Serving an ace is my way of saying, ‘I told you so.’
You can’t spell spike without ‘I’ and ‘win’.
Volleyball: where you can’t make everyone happy, so you just spike it over their heads.
Who needs a prince charming when you have a team full of volleyball players?
I may look sweet and innocent, but I can spike a volleyball right through your ego.
Volleyball is my happily-ever-after.
If life gives you lemons, spike them over the net.
In the game of volleyball, there are no losers, just people who underestimated my spikes.
Volleyball: the sport where spiking is encouraged and hitting is not.
Life is short, but my vertical jump is not.
Forget diamonds, a volleyball is a girl’s best friend.
Volleyball is the reason I’m always a little sandy.
I may not be the tallest player on the court, but I have the biggest heart.
If you can’t handle the spike, stay off the court.
Volleyball: the sport where you can get a killer workout and a tan at the same time.
I don’t play volleyball to impress boys, I play to impress myself.
Volleyball: where making a mistake just means you get to try again.
Who needs a magic carpet when you can fly through the air for a spike?
You know you’re a volleyball player when you’ve tried to pancake a waffle.
They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is on the volleyball court.
Volleyball: the sport where yelling ‘mine’ is a legitimate form of communication.
I may be short, but my spiking game is on point.
You miss 100% of the spikes you don’t take.
Volleyball: the sport where teamwork makes the dream work, and by dream work, I mean winning championships.
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