Mean Girls Quotes – Classic Lines from the Iconic Movie

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Regina George.

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

That’s so fetch!

Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

You can’t sit with us!

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.

I’m a mouse, duh.

Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen.

Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

My hairline is so weird.

Is butter a carb?

I can’t help it if I’m popular.

If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

I’m not like a regular teenager. I’m a cool teenager.

Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!

You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?

She doesn’t even go here!

I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

Danny DeVito, I love your work!

I’m sorry, I can’t go out, it’s the one day a month when I’m not safe to be around.

It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!

I have ESPN, or something close to it.

I’m a really good judge of character… I always know who I can trust. And I can’t trust you.

Mean Girls Quotes – Classic Lines from the Iconic Movie part 2

Whatever, I’m pretty and I’m smart.

You’re like really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed b*tch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.

Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God, that was one time!

I just have a lot of feelings

You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?

So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…

You smell like a baby prostitute.

I’m just saying, we could all be best friends if we wanted to be!

If only you knew how mean she really is… You’d be surprised too.

Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

That was so fetch!

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

An hour and a half late? What is she an airline?

I’m on an all-carb diet. I’m trying to look like I did in high school.

I’m a mean girl, I’m sorry!

If you’re from Africa, then why are you white?

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.