Memorable Princess Bride Quotes

As you wish.

True love is the greatest treasure of all.

Have fun storming the castle!

It’s inconceivable!

Life is pain, princess. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

You have a great gift for rhyme.

Death cannot stop true love.

This is true love, you think this happens every day?

You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Love is a many splendored thing.

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today.

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts. There will be no survivors!

Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while.

There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

They’re kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing part?

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

You mean you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try to kill each other like civilized people?

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!

Why do we have to wait until the end to find out if it’s a happy ending?

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.

Memorable Princess Bride Quotes part 2

Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployed in Greenland?

Inconceivable!

Who said life is fair?

I’m on the Brute Squad.

And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Nobody Princess Bride’s my Fiance!

You mean, when you don’t have your enormous strength, and you don’t have your super intellect anymore?

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!

You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen?

What’s the difference? If I can live with it, you can live with it.

You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.

I will never doubt again.

It is not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.

I never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

I’m not left-handed either.

I just want you to feel you’re doing well.

I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.

You’re that smart?

When I was your age, television was called books.

You’re in the pit of despair, don’t even think… don’t even think of trying to escape.