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Moo-ve over, cow-tastrophe is coming! Don’t just follow the herd, lead the stampede! Life is better when you’re grazing in the pasture. Find your inner moo-tivation and never stop chewing. I may be slow, but I’m always ahead of the herd. Herding cows is udderly exhausting, but worth it for…

May your marriage be as filled with laughter as today’s speeches. Wishing you a lifetime of laughter and happiness together. Here’s to a marriage filled with love, laughter, and lots of hilarious inside jokes. May your marriage be blessed with love, laughter, and a million funny moments. Wishing you a…

Weed is not just a plant, it’s a state of mind. Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit. The key to enlightenment is sometimes found at the bottom of a joint. When life gets hazy, light another joint. The best conversations are often sparked by a little green. Marijuana is…

Success is not a destination, it’s a mindset. The only limits in life are the ones you set for yourself. Hustle hard, play even harder. Don’t wait for opportunities, create them. Live life on your own terms, not society’s. Success is not about luck, it’s about consistency and hard work.…

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! – Home Alone Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. – It’s a Wonderful Life Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see. – The Polar Express I just like to smile.…

Strength isn’t about avoiding divorce, it’s about embracing change. Divorce may break your heart, but it also brings opportunities for growth and strength. Divorce doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means you had the strength to let go. Sometimes, the strongest thing you can do is walk away from a toxic…

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. – Mahatma Gandhi Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart. – Roy T. Bennett Believe you can and you’re halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt Strength does…

A book is a dream that you hold in your hands. Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and…

The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in. I am just a girl who loves pink and parties. Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity. I don’t…

Honey, you make life sweeter. Love is the honey that makes the world go round. Be a bee and spread sweet honey wherever you go. Life is like honey, it’s best when it’s sweet. Honey, you are the bee’s knees. Like bees to honey, I’m drawn to you. Honey, you…