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Cats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one. Cats are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get. Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat. I was normal until I got my first cat. In a cat’s world,…

May your spirit soar as high as an eagle on your birthday. On your special day, may the Great Spirit bless you with health, happiness, and wisdom. Happy birthday to a person whose spirit and heart are as beautiful as the natural world around us. Wishing you a birthday filled…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.…

Hey there, it’s Yogi Bear! Let’s go on a picnic, shall we? I’m smarter than the average bear, and you’re smarter for being my friend. Ranger Smith always tries to spoil our fun, but we outsmart him every time! Jellystone Park is the perfect place to be with your favorite…

Scorpios are like a match – once you light them up, they’ll burn fiercely. Scorpios don’t back down, they just reload. Don’t underestimate a Scorpio’s intuition – it’s always spot on. Scorpios don’t need to seek revenge, karma is always on their side. Scorpios can see through your lies like…

Roll for initiative and let’s get this party started! In a world of dungeons and dragons, we’re the ones with the dice. May your rolls always be natural 20s. In D&D, there are no mistakes, just new quests. Life’s too short to play boring characters. A party without a bard…

Life is uncertain, but pie is certain to make it better. Pie fixes everything. A balanced diet is a slice of pie in each hand. Keep calm and eat pie. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie and that’s pretty close. When in doubt, bake a pie. Happiness…

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches! The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. A Christmas tree is a perfect reminder that there is always hope. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, your branches green delight us! May your Christmas tree be filled…

Be yourself, everyone else is taken. Always wear your invisible crown. She believed she could, so she did. Kind heart, fierce mind, brave spirit. Life is tough, but so are you. Spread love wherever you go. Create your own sunshine. Dream big, work hard, stay focused. Be the change you…

Monkeying around is my specialty! I’m not monkeying around, I’m serious! Monkey see, monkey do! I’m the king/queen of the monkeys! A monkey never quits! Monkeying around is my favorite pastime! Life is better with a monkey by your side! I may be a little bananas, but that’s okay! Monkeying…