Don’t have a cow, man! Holy cow! That’s udderly ridiculous! You’re milking it! That’s no bull! I’m not a morning moo-d kind of cow. I’m udderly exhausted. Let’s hoof it! I’m cow-fused. I’m feeling a little pasture-ized. Cowabunga! I’m not one to toot my own horn, but… I’ve got beef…
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’ Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be. In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather within 24 hours. Spring breathes new life into the world around us. Spring is a time to celebrate the beauty…
I never strike out, I just spare myself the effort. Bowling: where the beer is cold and the balls are hot. I’m not a great bowler, I’m just good at picking up spares. Bowling is my favorite sport, because you can wear someone else’s shoes and not be judged. I’m…
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. I have a personality you can’t handle. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person. I have opinions, and I’m not afraid to use them. I’m not lazy,…
May your birthday be as bright and beautiful as a sunflower. Wishing you a sunflower-filled birthday! Like a sunflower, may your life always turn towards the sun. Happy birthday to someone as radiant as a sunflower! Sending sunflower love and birthday wishes your way. You light up our lives like…
Thinking of you and sending warmest wishes your way. May your day be filled with sunshine and happiness. You’re in my thoughts and in my heart. Wishing you love, laughter, and all the best. Sending hugs and good vibes your way. May your day be as special as you are.…
Freemasonry is a brotherhood built on the principles of truth, charity, and fraternity. The three pillars of Freemasonry are wisdom, strength, and beauty. Freemasonry is a journey of self-improvement and enlightenment. To be a Freemason is to be part of a community of men dedicated to making the world a…
May this special day bring you all the happiness in the world. Happy Birthday! Wishing you a day filled with love, joy, and laughter. Happy Birthday! May all your dreams and wishes come true. Happy Birthday! Sending you warm wishes and hugs on your special day. Happy Birthday! May you…
Congratulations on your bundle of joy! Wishing you a happy and healthy pregnancy. May this new journey of motherhood bring you endless joy and fulfillment. Congratulations! Wishing you a smooth and easy pregnancy filled with love, happiness, and laughter. Sending lots of love and positive vibes your way during this…
There’s a snake in my boot! Reach for the sky! Yee-haw! You’re my favorite deputy. To infinity and beyond! Somebody’s poisoned the water hole! This town ain’t big enough for the two of us. You’re not a toy, you’re an action figure! I have been chosen! Buzz, we missed the…
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