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Love means nothing to a tennis player. Tennis: the sport where love means nothing, but a good backhand means everything. If you can’t handle the heat, get off the tennis court. Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility. Tennis players are…

I’m a fungi, not a fun guy! Mushroom puns are spore-t of my humor. Don’t be a truffle, share your mushrooms with others. Mushrooms are like little umbrellas for fairies. I’m a mushroom, I always grow on you. Mushrooms: the fun guys of the forest. I’m a mushroom, keep me…

Just do it. There is no finish line. If you have a body, you are an athlete. Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. The only way to do it is to do it. Don’t dream of winning. Train for it. Everything you need is already inside. Impossible…

Life is short, but the candy jar is always full! Candy is dandy, but the jar is the real prize. I only eat candy on days that end in ‘y’. A candy jar a day keeps the grumpiness away. Don’t count calories, count candies in the jar. Candy is like…

I’m so foxin’ fabulous! Sly like a fox. Stay clever like a fox. Get your fox trot on. Outfox your competition. Life’s too short to be anything but sly as a fox. Foxes are smarter than we give them credit for. What does the fox say? Everything you need to…

Spring is nature’s way of saying Let’s party! Spring fever: It’s contagious! Spring has sprung, let’s have some fun! Spring: A lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be. Spring is the time to bloom and grow. Spring is the perfect time to start fresh. Spring is the season…

The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made. Happiness is not a destination, it’s a journey. Time is the most valuable thing we have, so use it wisely. The only way to do great work is to love what…

I’m not Amish, but I do churn my own butter. What did the Amish person say when they saw a smartphone? ‘What kind of sorcery is this?’ Why did the Amish person refuse to ride in a car? They didn’t want to break their buggy habit. I don’t always use…

Luck is on your side with a ladybug by your side! Don’t let the little things bug you, be a ladybug and fly away. Ladybugs bring good vibes and good luck. Be bold, be bright, be a ladybug in flight. Red and black, just like a ladybug’s back. Happiness is…

Don’t be afraid to take the leap like a goat. A goat is a master of balance and perseverance. Learn from them. Goats remind us that sometimes the road less traveled is the most rewarding. The goat that climbs the highest peak has the most stunning view. A goat doesn’t…