Finish Him! Test your might! Fatality! Flawless victory! Get over here! You will die! I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei. It has begun! I am Scorpion, I seek revenge. Death is the only way out. Welcome to the Mortal Kombat tournament. I will destroy you! Your soul is…
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Happy Purr-thday to the ultimate cat lady! May your birthday be as purrfect as your furry friends! Wishing you a pawsome birthday filled with cat cuddles and love. It’s your special day, so let’s raise a catnip toy to you! May all your cat dreams come true on your birthday!…
I can’t keep my hands out of this popcorn! This popcorn is poppin’ good! Popcorn makes everything better. I’m just here for the popcorn. Popcorn: the perfect movie snack. This popcorn is dangerously addictive. Who needs a movie when you have popcorn? I’m only in it for the popcorn. More…
Beauty is in the bag Glam on the go Makeup junkie Pucker up, buttercup Kiss and make up Face first, everything else can wait Slay all day Lipstick and lashes Beauty is my business Mirror, mirror on the bag Makeup is my love language I’m not perfect, but my makeup…
Wishing you a beachy birthday full of sunshine, waves, and good vibes! Happy birthday to my favorite beach buddy! Here’s to another year of sandy toes and salty kisses. It’s your day to shine brighter than the sun! Happy beachy birthday! Sending you warm beachy wishes on your special day!…
Handmade with love Made for you with care Made with lots of love and thread Sewn with love and memories Made with joy Made especially for you Created with passion A labor of love Made for the ones I love Warm and cozy A piece of my heart Made with…
Me want cookies, me need cookies, me love cookies! C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me! Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie. One of the advantages of being a cookie is that you never have to…
Life is uncertain, but pie is always a sure thing. No matter how you slice it, pie is always delicious. Pie is the answer to all of life’s problems. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon meringue pie. I love you cherry much (with a picture of a cherry…
Welcome to our funny farm, where the animals run the show! Life is better on the farm, especially if you have a good sense of humor! Farming: the only profession where you get paid in sunshine and laughter! We may be farmers, but we’re not above a good dad joke!…
It’s not a power outage, it’s just my candle addiction. I burn candles like it’s my job. Life is short, burn the good candles. I can’t adult today, I need a candlelit bubble bath. My candle obsession is lit. My house smells like a combination of magic and wax. I…
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