No matter how you slice it, noodles make everything better! Life is too short for boring noodles. I’m a noodle fanatic, and proud of it. Noodles: the ultimate comfort food. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy noodles, and that’s pretty close. If life hands you noodles, slurp them…
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Gotta catch ’em all! It’s super effective! Pikachu, I choose you! Let’s battle! Time to evolve! I want to be the very best! I’ll never give up! Trainers unite! Pokemons are friends, not just tools for battle. Pikachu’s thunderbolt is electrifying! Charizard’s flames will light up any battle! You can’t…
Your kindness and care always make my day brighter. I’m grateful for the nurturing love you constantly show. You have a gift for making people feel loved and supported. Thank you for being a nurturing presence in my life. Your encouragement and guidance mean so much to me. Your selflessness…
Merry Woofmas! The best gifts in life are wagging tails and wet noses. Deck the paws with bows and jolly. Santa Paws is coming to town. May your holiday be filled with doggy kisses and love. All I want for Christmas is my two front paws. Have a pawsome Christmas!…
Sip happens Time to wine down Wine a little, laugh a lot Wine not? Life is too short to drink bad wine Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better Wine not join me? This might be wine Wine a bit, you’ll feel better Save water, drink wine All I…
“Goat-cha!” “You’ve goat to be kidding me!” “Let’s go on a goat adventure!” “Don’t be such a silly goat!” “You’re the GOAT (greatest of all time)!” “Let’s make like a goat and get outta here!” “Goat-tastic!” “Goat milk: the G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time) milk!” “I kid you not, goats…
Turtle power, dude! Cowabunga! Heroes in a half shell! Shell yeah! Let’s kick some shell! Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. Turtle time! The ninja code: Honor, courage, loyalty, sacrifice. Turtles never quit! Turtle tactics: stealth, speed, precision. The Foot Clan will…
Don’t have a cow, man! Moo-ve over and make room for me! I’m udderly in love with you! Holy cow, you’re amazing! Cow-abunga, dude! No bull, you’re the best! You’re moo-tivating me to do great things! Life is better on the farm with you! You’re my partner in grime and…
Slow and steady wins the race. I’m not slow, I’m just conserving my energy. No hurries, no worries. Take it easy, like a turtle in the sun. I may be slow, but I always get there. Live life at your own pace, like a turtle. I like to take things…
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Unicorns are real, they’re just really good at hiding. Believe in magic, believe in unicorns. I don’t always believe in unicorns, but when I do, I believe in myself. Unicorns don’t cry glitter, they sparkle with…
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