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Some people clean their houses, I clean my colon. Don’t take life too seriously, it’s full of shit anyways. If life hands you lemons, make poop jokes. I poop my pants, therefore I am. Flush away your worries and let the poop flow. Poop happens, embrace it. A good poop…

Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It’s no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. – Ty Cobb The great American game should be an unrelenting war of attrition. – Ty Cobb In every game, there are winners and losers. Sometimes you have to be the winner…

Islands are like dreams made tangible. On an island, time seems to stand still. An island is a place where worries float away with the tide. Islands are nature’s way of tempting us to explore. Life is better with sandy toes and an island breeze. Every island has a story…

You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I’m here to give you a double dose, because the more you laugh, the better you feel! I’ve always believed in the power of a good nap. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s what keeps me young. I call it…

If your partner constantly criticizes and belittles you, that’s a red flag in a relationship. When your partner tries to isolate you from your friends and family, it’s a big red flag. If your partner is always trying to control and manipulate you, it’s time to wave the red flag.…

The alphabet is a symphony of letters, waiting to create words of wonder. In the alphabet of life, each letter represents a story waiting to be told. The alphabet is the foundation of knowledge, a roadmap to infinite learning. In the realm of letters, words become a powerful language, capable…

I was born a slave, but I will die a free man. Freedom is worth fighting for, even if it means sacrificing everything. I may be black, but my soul knows no color. The chains of slavery cannot bind a mind determined to be free. In the face of adversity,…

I’m simply one hell of a butler. I will accomplish anything in order to protect those I care about. Death is the end of everything. My life… meant nothing. I’ve learned that being strong means being soft and gentle at times. There is nothing more beautiful than a smile from…

I’m the ruler of my own kingdom, and I don’t need anyone else to validate my worth. Success is the sweetest revenge, and I’m about to have the world eating out of my hand. Haters gonna hate, but I’m too busy elevating to pay attention to their negativity. I’m the…

Life begins at 2. Age is just a number, it’s your attitude that matters. Forty is the perfect age to chase your dreams. Now is the time to embrace the wisdom that comes with age. 40 is the new Embrace it! The best is yet to come, even at 7.…