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The only way to prove you’re a good sport is to lose. Pitchers, like poets, are born, not made. Baseball is a game of inches, and the inches matter. Success is not about the number of strikeouts, but the desire to keep improving. The strike zone is like a tightrope;…

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. The most important step a person can take is always the next one. Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a person in the process of changing. The purpose…

Believe in yourself and you will make it. Chase your dreams, they are within reach. Don’t give up on your dreams, they are meant to come true. Keep pushing forward, success is just around the corner. Every step forward is a step closer to your goal. You have the power…

A mother’s love is like no other, it knows no bounds. A mother’s heart is a treasure trove of love and wisdom. A mother’s love is a warm embrace that can heal any pain. A mother’s love is the fuel that powers a child’s dreams. A mother’s presence is a…

I’m udderly hilarious! I’m not just a pretty cow, I’m also funny! Moo-ch ado about nothing! I’m mooo-ving up in the comedy world! I’m a stand-up cowmedian! No bull, I’m the funniest cow around! I’m a herd of laughs! Who says cows aren’t funny? I can milk a laugh out…

I’m not a hero, just a ballplayer. Baseball is made up of many little things, and Joe DiMaggio did most of them. I don’t know anything about baseball. Baseball is just a game. I’d give all of my fame for one lasting relationship. I want to thank the Good Lord…

Family talking behind my back won’t stop me from succeeding. When my family talks behind my back, it just proves how insignificant they are in my life. I thrive on the whispers of my family talking behind my back. Don’t let the gossip of family talking behind your back define…

There is no substitute for hard work. Never give up on your dreams. Success is not measured by the amount of wealth you have, but by the impact you make on others. The key to success is finding your passion and pursuing it with all your heart. Believe in yourself…

Falling in love is like chasing a butterfly, but sometimes you have to be patient and let it come to you—just like the scent of a beautiful flower. Love is a fragrance that lingers even when you’re not around. Sometimes, love can be a bit stinky, but that doesn’t mean…

Thou art a saucy, impertinent wench! – Shakespeare (insults your mom edition) She is such a queen, her majesty o’ the kitchen! – Shakespeare (compliments your mom edition) Thy mother doth possess beauty that rivals the fairest maiden in the land. – Shakespeare (praises your mom edition) To thine own…