I told you, I am the indispensable assistant! I am Claptrap, your faithful companion on this perilous journey. Prepare to be amazed by my incredible incompetence! Remember, I’m not programmed to feel pity, remorse, or fear. Just kidding, I’m terrified. Let’s get this party started! I’ve got confetti cannons and…
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Basketball is not just a sport, it’s a way of life. In basketball, the court becomes my canvas and the ball becomes my paintbrush. Sometimes, it’s not about the points you score, but the impact you make on the game. Basketball is a dance, and the ball is my partner.…
Life is like a wave, you can’t control it, but you can learn to ride it. You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Waves are the Earth’s way of dancing with the wind. A wave is just a reminder that even the smallest actions can have…
You people have the power to change the world with your thoughts and actions. The collective power of you people can accomplish anything. You people are the driving force behind innovation and progress. You people have the ability to inspire and motivate others. The diversity of you people is what…
Stalking is not a hobby, it’s a crime. Behind the screen, silence can be the deadliest weapon. Stalking is not love, it’s obsession. Don’t let your curiosity turn into stalking. Every click you make can have serious consequences. Stalking is a violation of personal boundaries. Real love respects privacy, stalking…
Propaganda is the art of manipulating truth to further one’s own agenda. In the battle of ideas, propaganda is the weapon of choice. Propaganda is like a magic spell that blinds people to the truth. Propaganda is the language of the oppressors. Beware the power of propaganda, for it can…
Silence is not always a sign of weakness; sometimes it is the most powerful weapon. The quiet man knows the value of listening before speaking. In the midst of chaos, the quiet man finds peace within himself. Words can be loud, but actions speak louder in the realm of the…
Just like monkeys swinging from tree to tree, life takes unpredictable turns. You don’t have to be a monkey to appreciate the joy of climbing. If life gets too bananas, just breathe and remember there’s always a way out. Monkey see, monkey do, we learn from each other just like…
Being a parent is the hardest job in the world. It’s like signing up for a 24/7 comedy show where nobody laughs. Speaking your mind can be dangerous, but not speaking your mind can be deadly boring. Marriage is like a fart – if you force it, it’s probably shit.…
Don’t be hasty, master Hobbits! All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. I’m not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He…
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