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Sometimes the greatest destruction comes from within. In my self-destruction, I find a strange sense of freedom. Self-destruction is the ultimate act of rebellion. The path of self-destruction is paved with choices we make. Destroying myself is the only way I can truly feel alive. Self-destruction is a slow poison…

Jewish diets: eat, complain, repeat. Shlepping: the Jewish sport of carrying too many things at once. If you have nothing nice to say, say it in Yiddish. Shalom, y’all! Southern Jews do it with twang. Jewish moms: the original helicopter parents. Why do Jewish dogs have bar mitzvahs? Because they’re…

A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you grow. A good father is a source of inspiration and strength. Dad, you have the ability to make everything better. A father’s love is like no other – unconditional and profound. Thank you, Dad, for being the…

I’m just your problem, so why don’t you understand? I’m not mean, I’m just misunderstood. I don’t care about your silly little drama, I’ve got a world to save. Sometimes the darkness inside us is just the light waiting to break free. I may be a vampire, but I’m not…

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color. I don’t have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can’t handle. Normal is overrated. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy. Halloween is every day for me. People say I have a dark sense of humor. I just…

I don’t believe in God, but I believe in laughter. Atheism: The only sin is taking life too seriously. I’m an atheist, and the only faith I have is in my sense of humor. I found God once, but he didn’t have a sense of humor, so I left. I…

A woman’s pleasure is her own, and she should never be made to feel ashamed of it. Female pleasure is not a sin, it’s a natural expression of love and desire. The key to female pleasure is communication and trust. Women deserve pleasure, both in and out of the bedroom.…

Killing it with kindness and a killer attitude. In the game of life, you need a killer attitude to come out on top. A killer attitude is like a weapon, use it wisely. A killer attitude is the secret ingredient to success. Don’t fear failure, embrace it with a killer…

Sometimes you just gotta slap a cat and go for it. Today’s lesson: don’t play with fire, unless you want to get burnt. Life is like a rollercoaster, and I’m not talking about the fun kind. Don’t be afraid to take risks, but don’t forget your parachute either. If life…

Life is too short to remain grounded. Let your dreams soar like a balloon. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt. Every balloon is a symbol of possibility, reminding us that we can rise above our current circumstances. Sometimes, you just need to let go and let the wind carry you. Don’t be…