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No obstacle is too big when everything is figureoutable. Innovation happens when you believe that everything is figureoutable. Success is just a matter of figuring everything out. Life becomes easier when you embrace the idea that everything is figureoutable. When faced with a challenge, remember that everything is figureoutable. The…

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Change begins with a single voice. Together, we can make a difference. Don’t just speak, take action. Be the change you want to see in the world. Your voice matters, use it wisely. Let your passion for change drive you. Stand up for what you believe in. United we stand,…

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I’m not just any gum chewer, I’m the best in the world! Chewing gum is my passion! I’ll chew gum until the end of time! No one can match my gum-chewing skills! I can chew gum with my eyes closed! Gum is my lifeline. Chewing gum is an art form!…

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Waking up to you is like a dream come true. Every morning I wake up to you, my heart skips a beat. Just the thought of waking up to you makes me smile. The best part of my day is opening my eyes and seeing you beside me. You are…

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Life is like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs, just like my appearances. Remember, even the most unconventional friends can bring joy and laughter into your life. In times of trouble, just remember, you’re stronger than you think you are, even if you have a poopy butthole. You…

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Life is better after a power nap. Napping is my superpower. Nap time is the best time. Dream big, nap often. Napping is the key to productivity. Nap like nobody’s watching. A good nap is like a reset button for the mind. Naps: the ultimate self-care. In a world full…

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The harder you work, the luckier you get. – Gary Player Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard. – Tim Notke Greatness is not in the name, but in the game. – Unknown Sweat is the cologne of success. – Unknown Success is not owned. It’s rented, and…

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I’m mowing the air, Rand. This is how I cut the grass now. I am the liquor, Randy. I’ve gone from the King of Cocktails to the king of cocks! You know what happens when two drunk cats have sex? They make a litter of kittens with fucked-up, dope-a-lop eyes.…

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May God’s blessings guide you through the night and into a beautiful tomorrow. As you lay down to sleep, may God’s love and peace surround you. Goodnight! May God’s grace and mercy be with you always. Wishing you a peaceful and restful night blessed by God’s love. As the stars…

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Salt is the soul of food; without it, everything is tasteless. In a world full of spices, never underestimate the power of salt. Salt is the remedy for a bland life. Just like salt enhances the flavor of food, challenges enhance the flavor of life. Like salt, love adds flavor…

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