Smokey and the Bandit Quotes

What we have here is a failure to communicate, and a whole lot of fast driving.

I’m the Bandit, the fastest driver in the South.

You can’t catch me, Smokey!

Do you think they have snacks in jail? ‘Cause I’m getting hungry.

I’m not a criminal, I’m just a guy who likes to drive fast.

The Bandit always stays one step ahead of the law.

I can outrun any sheriff in this country, no problem.

When the Bandit is on the road, anything is possible.

Life is too short to drive slow cars.

I’ve got the fastest car and the coolest mustache in town.

Smokey, you gotta step up your game if you wanna catch the Bandit.

The Bandit doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘slow’.

I may be a rebel, but I’m also the best damn driver there is.

If you ain’t first, you’re last. And the Bandit is always first.

They call me the Bandit because I leave a trail of smoke behind me.

Smokey, you can chase me all you want, but you’ll never catch me.

I’ve got a lead foot and a heavy right hand.

I don’t always obey the speed limit, but I always deliver.

I’ve got 18 wheels and a whole lot of attitude.

I drive so fast, I leave skid marks on the road of life.

There’s nothing more exhilarating than the sound of a roaring engine.

I didn’t choose the Bandit life, the Bandit life chose me.

Smokey and the Bandit Quotes part 2

I’m like a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing hearts and leaving tire tracks.

I don’t break the law, I just bend it a little.

I’ve got a radar detector and a lead foot, so good luck catching me.

I’m not running from the law, I’m running towards adventure.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

Smokey, you’re dealing with a legend here.

I’ve got a fast car and a faster wit.

When the going gets tough, the Bandit gets going.

I’ve got the world’s fastest car and the world’s biggest smile.

I don’t need a map, I just follow the sound of the open road.

I may be a Bandit, but I’ve got a heart of gold.

I don’t need a getaway car, because I’m always one step ahead.

They say I’m a reckless driver, but I prefer to think of myself as ‘adventurous’.

I don’t make the rules, I just break them with style.

Every road is an opportunity for adventure, and I never miss an opportunity.

I’ve mastered the art of high-speed romance.

I’ve got a need for speed, and a talent for evading Smokey.

I don’t need a cape to be a hero, I’ve got a black Trans Am.

Smokey, you’re like a mosquito trying to catch a freight train.

I don’t sweat the small stuff, I’m too busy outrunning Smokey.

I don’t believe in speed limits, I believe in setting my own pace.

I’m not a criminal, I’m just misunderstood.

They say the Bandit can’t be caught, but I say they haven’t met the right sheriff yet.