May the force be with you… and your WiFi connection!
Luke, I am your father… but I still don’t understand TikTok.
The dark side may have cookies, but we have pizza on the light side!
Yoda: Judge me by my size, do you? Expect the same from my paycheck, you should!
You know you’re a Star Wars fan when you can’t resist saying I find your lack of faith disturbing in everyday conversations.
If Chewbacca lived in the desert, would he be a sand Wookiee?
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds… of finding matching socks!
Random stormtrooper thought: Maybe we should invest in some target practice.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for… but they’re pretty great at doing math homework.
When BB-8 rolls up to the party, you know it’s going to be a Droid Keto!
Darth Vader: Join the dark side for unlimited WiFi access! We have memes too!
Stormtroopers probably miss 99% of their family’s FaceTime calls.
The Jedi Council needs to update their Jedi Knight dress code. Robes are so last millennium.
Han Solo and Chewbacca make a great team. One’s the pilot, and the other brings the snacks!
Sometimes I wonder if R2-D2 is secretly storing all the memes in the galaxy.
Jedi Masters: They’ve mastered the art of pacing around, stroking their imaginary Jedi beards.
Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side… and also the path to accidentally cutting your own bangs.
Star Wars Quotes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 2
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course!
Chewbacca is the perfect wingman. He’s always there to raise the woof!
What do you call stormtroopers playing monopoly? Empire Strikes Bankruptcy!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force will be with you always… but you still have to take out the trash.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of coffee disturbing!
If Star Wars was set in the Middle Ages, they would have had Storm Knights instead of Stormtroopers.
Han Solo: I love you. Princess Leia: I know… you’re addicted to my sarcasm.
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach… watch reruns of Star Wars, you will.
BB-8 is the cutest droid in the galaxy… rivaled only by the Roomba cleaning droid.
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke at breakfast? Use the forks, Luke!
Han Solo: Great, kid! Don’t get cocky… but seriously, did you see that shot?
When you’re a Jedi and you’re really good at using the Force, but you still can’t parallel park.
Darth Vader: I sense a disturbance in the Force… and by disturbance, I mean someone ate my leftovers from the Death Star lunchroom.
The Millennium Falcon: the fastest ship in the galaxy… unless it needs to pass its emissions test.
If Yoda had a cooking show, it would be called Stove Wars.
When Yoda can’t sleep, he counts starships instead of sheep.
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side… and maybe a lightsaber too.
Remember when Luke said, I’m not afraid before facing Vader? Yeah… I say that to my smartphone every time I drop it.
The real reason Darth Vader wears a helmet? Bad hair days on the dark side are a real struggle.
What did Luke Skywalker say to Darth Vader at the toll booth? Use the Force to pay, Vader!
Han Solo: I have a bad feeling about this… did I leave the oven on?
Yoda is a great teacher, but his Pictionary skills are questionable.
How did Luke Skywalker know what gift he was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Nobody likes getting a call from Darth Vader. It always ends with heavy breathing and awkward silence.
R2-D2 and C-3PO walk into a bar. The bartender says, We don’t serve droids here. R2-D2 responds, Beep boop beep boop!
Kylo Ren: I will finish what you started, grandpa. Darth Vader appears as a Force ghost: You still haven’t finished cleaning your room!
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite dance move? The Electric Slide (because they’re always missing their shots!)
Luke: I feel a great disturbance in the Force! Yoda: Must have been that burrito, it was.
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