Wayne’s World Quotes – Hilarious and Memorable Lines from the Beloved Film Franchise

Party on, Wayne!

Excellent! – Wayne Campbell

If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

It’s like a new pair of underwear, at first it’s constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

We’re not worthy!

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds.

We’ll impress the ladies with our sharp wit and sophisticated vocabulary.

All I have to say about that is, asphinctersayswhat?

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

We fear change.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

You’re worth the world, Wayne.

We’re not mental or anything like that…do we look mental to you?

I lost my train of thought.

It’s like people only do things because they get paid. And that’s just really sad.

I love you. I’m going to marry you.

I mean, Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

Live in the now. Party on!

I’m thinking of wearing a cape. Do you think I can pull off a cape?

I’d like to think that I have an extensive collection of antique cheeses.

Wayne’s World Quotes – Hilarious and Memorable Lines from the Beloved Film Franchise part 2

Sometimes, when you’re a man, you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun.

I just didn’t see it coming. Like a sneak attack or sushi, or a push-up bra.

It’s like a jungle out there. Can you blame my sweet man for wanting to duck into a little tent?

I think I’ll have the fish.

Schwing!

Hey Phil, if you’re gonna spew, spew into this.

Does anyone have some dental floss?

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

I’m not wearing hockey pants.

I am a screaming phone machine!

You’re the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.

I’m having a good time, don’t ruin it.

She’s a babe, ass and ass.

Are you mental? We broke up.

Murphy’s law is a bitch.

You’re so smart, I guess you’ll have an answer for everything.

This is it. We have reached the pinnacle of success. But let’s not forget, it’s still a long way down.

I don’t think I’m as good at it as you.

Hey buddy, you found your nuts! Good job!

You’re a procrastinator, Wayne.

You make a really good point that I feel compelled to ignore.

If you were me, and you were dead, would you just walk around all day and not know you were dead?

I’m gonna get a tattoo. A really big one that says ‘I hate tattoos.’

We are the weirdos, mister.