Sassy Cool T Shirt Sayings

1. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
2. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
3. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
4. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
5. Sorry, I can’t adult today.
6. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
7. You can’t handle my awesomeness.
8. I don’t give a sip.
9. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.
10. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
11. Life is short, make it sweet.
12. I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
13. Don’t tell me to be quiet, tell them to stop being so loud.
14. I’m not a control freak, I just know what’s best.
15. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate.
16. Classy, sassy, and a bit smart-assy.
17. Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
18. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
19. I’m not perfect, but my hair is.
20. It’s not my fault you’re not cool enough to hang out with me.
21. Be the reason someone smiles today.
22. I don’t need your negativity in my fabulous life.
23. I have a personality you can’t handle.
24. I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning monster.
25. Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
26. My favorite color is glitter.
27. I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.
28. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, again.
29. Life is tough, but so am I.
30. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
31. I’m not shy, I’m just a very good listener.
32. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, I’m kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.
33. I’m not always right, but when I am, it’s usually all the time.
34. I’m not a morning person, I’m a noon person.
35. Just wing it, life, eyeliner, everything.
36. I can’t adult today, I need a nap.
37. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
38. I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping sarcastically.
39. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
40. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, again and again.
41. Life is short, but my lashes are long.
42. I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.
43. My heart says yes, but my bank account says no.
44. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss, and I have the t-shirt to prove it.
45. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized and sassy.
46. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
47. I don’t need your validation, I have my own Instagram account.
48. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about being right.
49. I’m not weird, I’m just cooler than you.
50. You can’t sit with us, unless you brought snacks.
51. I’m not lazy, I’m just energy efficient.
52. I’m not perfect, but my t-shirt collection is.
53. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
54. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
55. “Sarcasm is my love language.”
56. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
57. “I don’t need your validation, I have a mirror.”
58. “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.”
59. “Sorry, I’m late. I didn’t want to come.”
60. “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
61. “I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
62. “I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
63. “I have a degree in sarcasm.”
64. “I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social.”
65. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a mourning person.”
66. “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”
67. “I have a black belt in sarcasm.”
68. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
69. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right (again).”
70. “My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.”
71. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”
72. “I’m not weird, I’m just cooler than you.”
73. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just on my own wavelength.”
74. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a night owl.”
75. “I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively available.”
76. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch person.”
77. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong (okay, almost never).”
78. “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
79. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee chugger.”
80. “I’m not argumentative, I’m just passionate about being right.”
81. “I’m not weird, I’m just uniquely me.”
82. “I’m not anti-social, I’m just pro-me time.”
83. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast for dinner person.”
84. “I’m not always right, but I’m never in doubt.”
85. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my awesomeness.”
86. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a bring me coffee person.”
87. “I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition human.”
88. “I’m not anti-social, I’m just socially selective.”
89. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a just-five-more-minutes person.”
90. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right (yet again).”
91. “I’m not lazy, I’m just efficient in my leisure time.”
92. “I’m not weird, I’m just a masterpiece in progress.”
93. “I’m not anti-social, I’m just selectively extroverted.”
94. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a sleeping beauty.”
95. “I’m not always right, but I’m always confident.”
96. “I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for later.”
97. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast burrito person.”
98. “I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition unicorn.”
99. “I don’t always wear t-shirts, but when I do, they’re pretty sassy.”
100. “Sarcasm is my love language, and this t-shirt is my love letter.”

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